$CAT✳
The original dopey cat trades on a beige laptop in a Windows XP grassy field, with steaming coffee and a nuclear explosion behind him.
ONE CAT. ZERO THOUGHTS.

CERTIFIEDAUTISTIC
TRADER.

The market is on fire.
He’s waiting for his coffee to cool down.

ENTER THE BRAINROT
No thoughts were used in the making of this project.
100%
UNSUPERVISED↓
The sleepy cat surrounded by tangled cables, old computers and flying floppy disks.BRAIN.EXE
NOT FOUND
MEET YOUR LEAST QUALIFIED TRADER

HE’S NOT
LOCKED IN.
HE’S BUFFERING.

He has a laptop. He has a coffee. He has absolutely no idea what a candlestick is.

99 tabs open. One brain cell on annual leave. The world is ending behind him, and he’s still staring at the grass.

Certified Autistic Trader. The only thing working harder than his last brain cell is the cooling fan.

SEE WHAT’S IN HIS HEAD
Certified Autistic Trader stamp, with the original dopey cat jumping at a laptop with red laser eyes and a nuclear explosion behind him.
YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF HIS ATTENTION SPAN

STILL NO THOUGHTS.
STILL $CAT.